WONDERDOUGH’S OATH

Sir William Wonderdough is  a certified council member of the Canadian Battered Bullies Association. As a proud member of this council, Wonderdough stands to make a change in the lives of many bullies who encounter closet beatings. As a community activist and a neighbourhood representer, Wonderdough intends to put Couver City on the Google Map.Now that you know Wonderdough, we warn you that everything you read from this poetic scholar is from the shit of a bull and written from the perpective of  a 7th grader.There  you have it…the truth like your arrest warrant. If you can’t hang, then jump HO.